* Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!
* What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
* On the other hand, you have different fingers.
* A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
* For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier . . . I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
--- Steven Wright