Being Billy Boy's lapdog for eight years in the White House hardly qualifies as political experience. Oh, yeah. You sure know how to stand up for yourself. "Oh wait, you want the other cheek? Again?" Shame on you, Hillary Clinton. Shame on you.
I have an MFA in poetry from the University of Florida, and since poets make no money, I'm looking into the lucrative profession of fly fishing, though I've never been fond of that much silence, or fishing.