* Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!
* What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
* On the other hand, you have different fingers.
* A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
* For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier . . . I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
--- Steven Wright
About Me
- B.S.H.
- I have an MFA in poetry from the University of Florida, and since poets make no money, I'm looking into the lucrative profession of fly fishing, though I've never been fond of that much silence, or fishing.